Bard's Eye View

The Debt I

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Gabrielle’s Hope

Phew! With a pleasant title like that, what could possibly go wrong?

The Deliverer

It's the 50th episode of Xena and we have a new location (Britannia) and a new tone (dark af.) An extremely important episode, but an uncomfortable one. Trigger warning for discussion of the metaphorical sexual assault for which this episode is infamous.

The Dirty Half Dozen

In which Ares has a new boyfriend and we meet a straw-feminist who just needs to meet the Right Man(tm). ::Heavy gay sigh::

Been There, Done That

In this classic episode, Xena and Gabrielle get stuck in a time loop. In this classic episode, Xena and Gabrielle get stuck in a time loop. In this classic episode, Xena and Gabrielle get stuck in a time loop. In this classic episode, Xena and Gabrielle get stuck in a time lo-

The Furies

Season 3 begins with a holdover episode from Season 2 that retains some of the comedy DNA while introducing the slightly darker themes that are in store over the next few months. Welcome back.

A Comedy of Eros

It's the season finale at last and it's...another comedy episode! How very season 2. Featuring Karl Urban's boner, more theft by the Disney corporation, and a dick'n'balls digression. How very Bard's Eye View.

Lost Mariner

Xena: ”Newton? Don’t know her.”  ::yeet:: 

Wonko: "Need we say more?" ::proceeds to talk for 55 minutes::

The Price

Xena and Gabrielle encounter The Horde, aka Generic Vaguely Tribal Other. Xena wants to "kill 'em all"; Gabrielle wants to find another way. So far, so XWP Season 2.

Ulysses

🎶 Ulysses, no-one else can do the things you do /
Ulysses, like a bolt of thunder from the blue /
Ulysses, always fighting all the evil forces bringing peace and justice to all. 🎵